It's called 'beer pong' not 'everclear and coke pong' for a reason...
It involved homemade coconut rum, a waterfall, and street signs. I'll leave the rest to your capable imagination.
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
I just saw him carrying his little sister while walking his puppy. And he was shirtless. I swear my ovaries just exploded
I had a dream about a vibrator with 42 different settings. If that's not a good indication I need to get laid, I don't know what is
Apparently it's illegal to hit pedestrians with coke cans... But the cop complimented my arm. That's a win in my book.
We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
Just found out I made out with the 40 year old Captain of the boat at the barge party. On the bright side he let me drive the boat so at least there's that.
I did all i could do but i woke up smelling like cigars and theres salsa all over my face
My ex's new girlfriends ex boyfriend is getting me my nipples pierced for Valentine's Day so who's the real winner here
The comfort of this onesie is keeping me single
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
Wait you took his virginity AND broke his bed doing it
I know! I’m the best!
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