I need to go to a fraternity... my boobs are telling me to.
apparently it's okay for him to stick his dick in my mouth but not to let me have a can of diet pepsi for the road.
Coming down off exstacy at a church event. Resisting the urge to dance to the church hymns.
i had to take my roommates dildo out of her suitcase so I could use it
the suitcase or the dildo?
found my necklace. it was safe with all 6 boxes of peeps that i bought that night.
You will never truly trust yourself until you have shaved your armpits, legs, and vagina in the dark.
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
Welcome to the south, dude. Gives the phrase "I wish you a dry ass" a new perspective.
Apparently from about 3-5AM I was consoling that crying stripper about her life choices.
Other than my penis smelling like an ashtray, it went really well.
Not to mention I think lunch is a little inappropriate when our relationship is only based on Mario kart and alcohol so far...
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
the only reason I'm still sleeping with him is to get the university's secure wifi password
Seriously, why do I have a mortar round?
how does that bad decision feel?
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