I saw his package. It spoke to me.
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
Just wrote a paper about alcohol abuse that sounded like my weekend...
we knew you were done when they played It's All Coming Back To Me Now by Celine Dion and you started crying
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
If you hear screaming in the middle of the night, bat got loose. Call poison control immediately and explain rabies
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
it only took 2 hours but we managed to melt the purity ring down with a butane torch
I gave you a lap dance in a bowling alley... And I was Fine?
So I saw her today...and it was weird...she is just like not pregnant anymore.
Dude...how high are you? of course she isnt pregnant anymore...thats what happens when you give birth
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
I am at a new level of appreciation for drunk-you, who threw up into her own sweatshirt pocket last night in the car. Brava.
I don't trust his life but I trust his penis.
I accidently sent a dick pic to the group chat with her family. Right after they all said it was a pleasure having me for dinner. Wana drink with me?
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