barbara walters just said penis...
im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
Do you think if Santa was real that he's have a big penis?
Change your flight to Denver. That's where my penis is.
How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
you were crying while pretty ricky was playing, what did you want me to do
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
And here i was gonna offer you a complimentary blowjob.
There is a dude in a thong with a Nerf axe having battles in the street. Welcome to Portland
We're taking a shot every time Landon Donovan takes a shot. It's clever, sort of.
It's funny that when I fall down as an adult I'm so much happier no one saw than that I'm not seriously hurt.
I was driving around a golf cart with a keg in the back before I got caught by the cops. First slow speed chase ever
Well, I got drunk and told my family about what I expected sexually after a good first date.
I was totes going to lose it to him last night, but I cried and we ate mexican food instead.
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