shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
You ordered a "mcblizzard" and yelled @ the worker for false advertisement because she didn't flip your "mcblizzard" upsidedown. You wanted it free. I'd say mcdonalds daytime workers need to be trained in dealing with daytime drunks too. She didn't know what to do.
Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
Just signed my boyfriend up on a dating website so I could officially have a reason to leave him for my hot neighbor.
Watching him is like watching a star slowly implode
My exam ends at 4pm so I plan to be passed out in the bar by 5pm. Want to join me?
My little brother found me on Instagram. If I'm not already the shame of my family, I'm about to be.
There's so much mac and cheese stuck to my foot right now
Like who needs a job and family when you can get drunk for free with strippers?
"I played a game called "how drunk can you get in a minute" last night. How was your Thursday?"
If I take one more surprise finger up the ass this week there will be hell to pay.
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
It started off with wine and ended up with me in only my pearls and heels. It was about the classiest sexual experience I've ever had.
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
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