windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
i think the date started going downhill when i mentioned how many therapists i have
You tried to tell her that the salad was an afrodisiac then proceeded to stroke yourself with the feather duster
Rolling one last joint on my Psych textbook before trading it in. I might actually cry.
pre-gaming in the library. just gonna keep going until i'm too drunk to keep working and then i'll be there.
everyone at work keeps looking at me like they know I got the herp this weekend
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
My cat was watching porn with me. Weirdest bonding experience ever.
I fell into his fridge. I want to leave.
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
She kept giving the uber driving directions and we all thought they were wrong so we'd send him the other way. Turns out she wasn't guiding us home, but to the half gallon that she hid in the bushes on the way to the bar.
So who left their underwear on a lamppost in my aunt's backyard
YOu just turned down my vagina. Something must be wrong. Vegas changed you!
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
He’s 48, has a Prince Albert piercing and a white Range Rover
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