they bought blue cups instead of red...wtf how am i supposed to pretend im on laguna beach??
this is the fifth day in a row i've woken up after 3 pm, hungover. I might die when snowmageddon is finally over and we have to go back to class. my liver wont know how to take it.
Oh my god it just tripped me out that I used to be a baby, I had to tell you.
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
I have a meeting at work in an hour, I'm so hungover going outside is NOT happening there are roads and shit I'll totally get myself killed.
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
Drinking franzia alone at noon watching a cheese themed episode of "The Chew" I'm ready to admit I need a job.
She walked home carrying a six pack of beer and someone elses cat
SHE BETTER HAVE BROUGHT BACK MY FUCKING COUCH CUSIONS OR SHES GUNNA GET IT.
I need to shower three times. First to be clean, second to wash off all sins, and third will classify as baptism.
Woke up on the floor with shoes on my hands...I'd say it was a success
You ever feel like just rubbing your face in everything like a dog?
My ex is stopping by while he’s working tonight after delivering a pizza to fuck me, then going back to work at Pizza Hut. This is what my life has become.
In other news there's 12 shirtless Korean dudes all trying to jump on a tiny little trampoline so that's entertaining
Of course he did! You’ve seen my tits, you know he didn’t stand a chance!
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