My pee smelled like sake this morning it was sooo disgusting.
The "puke-towel" started to grow something...
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
i like to finish this college football season knowing that not once have I had to masturbate to erin andrews
I asked him how his night was and he sent me a picture of a bottle of Ciroc with a bendy straw...
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
Made it just outside my dorm and yack on the front dirt. Wave to a dad thats staring, continue on my way.
just chugging fertility tea and vodka, no big deal.
I've been vomiting all day.
All day? It's 10am.
Thank you for helping a fellow gay friend today. You are sublime and deserve free tickets to the Ellen show
You don't know bruises until you've been banged by 3 drunk bagpipers in the back of thier bus
I'm writing to thank you for your never ending commitment to my orgasms and also to apologize if any physical harm was done due to your impressive efforts. Hopefully the sex and post sex pizza made up for it.
Didn't think I'd be dancing with the Power Rangers but here I am
Now, I know I say this a lot, but you've obviously never seen my penis.
The only thing good about being back at work is the lunch time hand jobs from the MILF
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