What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
i felt like the dude nobody likes from the mikes hard lemonade commercial
He just knocked over the beer pong table... I haven't seen so much fail in one room since I watched "Mall Cop" with my grandma
the dude from the bar called to tell his mom about me immediately after we finished PLEASE COME GET ME
I don't care how hungover you are were not listening to enya
We have such limited time together he literally sends me text messages that are like "I sent my roommates on an impossible quest, we have 15 minutes." it's that bad.
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.
I can't believe this. 100 bucks says my Botox lasts longer than their marriage will.
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
We were having a serious discussion about Blue's Clues and I just kept thinking, 'you've seen me naked'.
we had a "who's sex playlist is better?" fight.....
I am sure I don't wanna know but I have to ask... Why is there a kiddie pool full of jello in the living room?
Drunk him got in a fight with his wife he literally bought a plane ticket and flew to Hawaii. He just called me and asked why I let it happen. From Hawaii hahaha.
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