found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
the real housewives reunion is on...i wanna see if danielle can look any more surprised than the facelift allows
i wanna see dina punch her face back to normal
naighbors jacking off again. i swear its his friday night ritual, its like he knows the night wont be ending in his favor
I told him we couldn't have sex because I was ovulating and "I come from fertile people."
please promise me that no matter what happens you will keep me away from the children
I face planted right in front of a cop. He looked at me, shook his head, mumbled "freshman" under his breath, helped me up and told us to get home safely. I love college.
PLEASE. I won't throw up on the floor this time. Or fuck in the bathroom. Or dance on the pool table. So PLEASE.
so hungover. i just puked at the sight of the beer emoticon you sent me.
Sean slept in the bushes beside my house again. Any reason he kept screaming/slurring 'it was all a bunch of goddamn lies' through out the night?
If I remember correctly I tried to steal a mail truck last night
Dipping my sugar cookies in a glass of fireball and creme soda. This is holiday spirit
Omg I just woke up in his bed.. I'm fully clothed and he is naked. I'm so confused.
Dude, the T Swift concert might not be so bad after all. Can you say milfs living vicariously through their teenage daughters? Score.
Last night I actually told him I came with a washer and dryer
He had a tattoo of the Batman logo around his asshole. I noped right the hell out of there.
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