another moral hangover. fuck.
i've noticed that whenever i have to ask myself "would i be doing this if i was sober?" the answer is probably no.
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
We did naked snow angels in 14 degree weather, you can't tell me you had more liquor at that party
I tried. Now my legs are bleeding and I cracked my head on the coffee table. Never taking your advice again.
You have permanently scared my back with your nails. I would like to congratulate you on a job well done.
Where the fuck do you get consience sedatives from?
How bad would it be if I asked him for my "ho ho ho" thong back? They're my fav christmas pair!
Remember when I got punched in the face on NYE last year? I don't
I'm actually kind of scared about the prospect of us living together. We're just going to eat pizza and drink wine before retiring to our rooms with vibrators
Nothing has ever been more true. Ever.
Have you forgotten that this whole sexy cop role play started with a comment about my mom?
The way I see it, there's 2 types of friends. Those you should do drugs with, and those you really,really shouldn't.
i woke up this morning wearing my pants as a scarf and my shirt as a daiper, my boyfriends contact name in my phone is "human sacrifice" and yours is "i like eggs"....can someone please tell me what happened last night
Yeah, he fractured his ass by doing a canon ball into the bath tub....
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