she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
ive decided something. ive accepted you as being gay. but i havent accepted you as a vegetarian yet.
We had sex after spending two hours in the drunk tank. It was really deep and meaningful
Fine. Just this once and because its veterans day will I send you a picture of my tits. You're lucky I love this country.
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
There was just way too much discussion about my penis at that party
Woke up in the front yard with a chalupa and a firecracker in my back pocket. It's what the founding fathers would want
I tried to lock you in the bathroom stall because you were too drunk. But you escaped from underneath, I gave up
I always ask when they're due. It's the nicest way for me to let her know the rest of the world can tell she's putting on weight too
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
This girl is wasted dancing to The Final Countdown. She's grinding on a guy who came to the bar in a track jacket and a wife beater
Lack of response to this text gains you a half hour of freedom before I initiate operations to conclude you are not, in fact, comatose. You requested no mercy.
We both know we're cheating on one another. But our side pieces aren't as kinky as us...so yeah, we're still together. This is a fucked up relationship.
still can't believe dude took a personal call while he was balls deep in my mouth.
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
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