You'll put your fingers inside me but you won't be my FB friend?
So I finally got the Patron washed off my boobs.
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
ALTON JUST DID GRAVY SHOTS. THIS IS WHY HE'S MY HERO
Just picked them up. It took 6 holes and a handle of rum to evolve from golf to a demolition derby.
There's an entire pit crew of cart boys surveying the golf cart destruction.
It's like split custody, only he's not a kid and they have sex with him.
Toilet is so comfy. Serious question/why does weed make every surface feel like bed?
I was talking to another guy at the bar last night and all of a sudden a flying piece of Sausage lands on my boobs. Then I hear my boyfriend yell, "just marking my territory."
I'll feed you vitamin c from my mouth this weekend. Like a baby bird.
Promise??
You wouldn't eat with utensils. You insisted on making your own spoon out of a bendy straw and staples while singing "I'm a survivor" by Destiny's Child.
when the cops came she just started yelling at them "Fuck the police! freedom of speech bitches!"
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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