She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
shhh. i hid the ranch dip behind the rooster. don't tell anyone that way you can find it in the morning and it won't be all eaten.
wrong number but thanks
Just saw the pics you left in my phone. thanks for reminding me that last night was not a dream.
It's like my work doesn't even care about margarita mondays.
I woke up next to her will a oven mit taped to my cock. Dear god, I might have tried to use it as a condom.
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
Just found weed in an empty handle. Who knew Capitan Morgan was also a gardener?
You come home the day the world is supposed to end. Well played Mayans.
Yes, yes I will fake crap in his house for you.
Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
I had to ask him for a dick pic. Do you know how refreshing that was?
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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