You should have seen k-money last night. She was just hanging on to the toilet for half the night. By her fourth trip to puke, she started talking to it and was doing the voices for her and it. She kept saying "...we thank you for your continued business..." haha
I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
Took his v-card last night. Yet another experience I didn't expect to have in my thirties.
I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.
Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
Just bought a beer belt to complete the Captain America outfit. I will do my part as a hero of America to pass out beer to the good citizens of America.
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
Vom Wallet is no more. We now boldly enter a responsible, adult era where we will not throw up liquor onto ourselves.
Sounds like she has 4 first names. Like a sad version of Ricky bobby
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
For me the most fucked up part of last night was that I know for a fact that you were sober. But your dancing was a close second.
Why can't they just let me be the gorgeous cum dumpster that I know I'm meant to be?
Nothing like a dick pic from your fave ex to make you audibly exhale sadly.
When i said you could use my car and have sex in the back....i wasn't being serious.
Are you texting me while pooping again?
I'm also playing fetch with the dog
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