Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
He kept starring at my ass and repeating "Its Just a beautiful piece of artwork."
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
nothing like celebrating the fact that you're not a father by trying to impregnate other women
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
i just opened a bottle of wine with my dads power tools
I was officially considered the drunkest person in cuba when the bartender at the swim up bar made me wear a life jacket for 'safety purposes'
We dared each other to drink Arbor Mist, and I waterboarded someone with tequila.
his version of basketball was throwing hot sauce packets down my cleavage at taco bell at 2 am with his buddy.the cashier kept score
Vodka drinking games. Where you wake up next to a douche lord and see your thong in the blinds.
Nothing says happy gameday like waking up in only an ACC Championship shirt in the qb's bed with a different football player
Start warming up your vocal cords, because Fucking With The Windows Open season has arrived.
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
Just in case you blacked out, we had sex, you came in me, we need plan B, we fell off your top bunk, broke your roommates chair, i still like you, but i'm in pain and am going to bed
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