Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
Anyone ask you how much a bj cost yet? That shirt is so whorish
A relator touring our house this week saw the picture in our bathroom of steven passed out, yellow faced, with BALLS on his forehead, and had to ask "if that kid was alive or dead".
It was a new level of awkwardness and terror. The high schoolers you fuck in the summer should never introduce themselves to your mom and godmother
He's yummy.
HE'S GAY. AND 40.
Irrelevant.
Drunkenly bought a $240 realtor course last night. Apparently even drunk me thinks my future is going nowhere
I successfully convinced a drunk NDSU student that their school does not have a football team and another that they weren't in Fargo. I'm a dangerous sober shark in a sea of drunks.
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
I lost a shoe at the club last night, I think that's when I decided to go home.
Had to drive my booty call home because he had an asthma attack after we had sex .. How was your night?
I just saw someone dressed as a bear leave your house on a motorcycle. I guess you guys are having a good time.
Dude I'm hungover as fuck in a bed in Baltimore with another man... I don't think I can make it.
I'm sorry I've been mean recently but tbh it really turns me on seeing you cry so it might happen a lot..... You're a pretty crier I don't get it
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
Does it count as a threesome if your friend drunkenly has sex on top of you while you're passed out?
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