Sooo, his balls are like... bigger than my head...
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
She's in Spain. I'm in Holland. World Cup Final is Sunday.
Dude, it's like the Romeo and Juliet of FIFA.
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
according to the random from alabama i slept with last night i kept saying "poor lil tink tink" over and over in my sleep
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
I got 87 likes on my changed relationship status. It's official. I'm way more fucking awesome single.
They're mostly guys
Early bird gets the worm.
Well ill be drunk so just come find me. Its like where in the world is Joey San Diego
i had a super strange, mommy/daddy issuestastic, mildly freudian, i-might-as-well-become-a-stripper-now-and-stop-fighting-the-inevitable dream last night :(
Well I woke up and my arm was bleeding. And my blood is on the wall in the hallway.
Umm
No idea. I blame fireball.
Valid.
Running my fingers through my hair was like that scene in Patch Adams where the old lady got to swim in a pool of pasta. I love Molly.
Yeah. We had phone sex then cried together, it was beautiful and heartbreaking
I'm going to target high, just in case I ask you where my paycheck went later
First she snuck beer into the movies and then proceded to give me a handjob in the dark theatre. I think I'm in love
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