Hey babe, chan wants you to stop texting her about the size of TJ's dick. please.
Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
just found out there is no tactful way to ask your girlfriend to wax her stache. no matter what a google search would have you believe.
why do all canadians talk like horny gerbils are stuck in their throats?
Homecoming wouldn't be the same without all the drunk old people puking on the street.
Never again. Her vagina looked like a sad old man.
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
Overdraft my account again. Parents are starting to ask questions. What would go over better a gambling or drug addiction??
I'm putting "buy a bottle of scotch" on my "productive things to do to procrastinate studying for finals" list
I'm not sure any amount of coworker judgement will keep me from eating oatmeal with dinosaur eggs.
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
I left at 4:30 in the morning and I told him it was because I had to take my contacts out
the party picked up after I got pretty drunk...I got kicked in the fucking head by a tiny lesbian...she was 5'1" I did not think she could do it...i was very wrong
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