Midget sex pt 2 tonight
he had to fake a sneeze attack to hide the fact he came in 15 seconds?!
so its atleast an 8 for creativity.
So it turns out there are pros and cons to having a broken wrist. Pro: I can give amazing blowjobs with my left hand. Con: I just had to open a packet of crisps with scissors.
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
Mass texted booty calls to all the guys I've hooked up with this year to commemorate the end of the semester.
So I'm seriously not complaining - but I just fell ass backwards into a Tuesday night threesome. Sober
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
you left your anal beads in the dishwasher
She said my penis was powerful and magnificent
Another thing to add to the list of things not to do while I'm drunk......explain to the upstairs neighborr how to have quiet orgasams......she now thinks I want to be part of a threesome......fuck my life
so i put my jacket on last night that you wore last weekend, and reach inside the pockets and find them full of goldfish...
the snack that smiles back:)
Just puked most of my soul out..
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