This girl is more easily done than said...
Do you know a sam ****, im at the bar right now and lookin for some dirt on her to guilt trip her in to sex
The kid taped his penis down so that he wouldn't get a boner while dancing with girls. Oh these middle school man whores never cease to amaze me.
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
He turned me down because he was still doing his taxes.
i'm about to say screw it and get drunk in the hotel by myself
It's 2 pm, at least sit by the pool...
I AM SENDING THIS TEXT MESSAGE SO I DON'T LOOK AT HIM. THANK YOU FOR RECEIVING IT.
I specifically found a fat girl to lift me up on her shoulders.\n\nIt was glorious.
A whole bunch of large men eating Doritos just knocked on my door and asked if they could take out my trash?
3pm strippers are depressing
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
How do you get kicked out of 3 different Subways in one night..
Not very gracefully, that's how.
I AM BEING ACCOSTED BY A HUMMING BIRD
I AM IN MILD DISTRESS
The last time I was on vacation the pandemic blew up. Can't wait to see how my vacation fucks up the world this time.
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