I'm so glad you managed to take a picture of your foreskin before you broke my camera.
You were scared that your teeth were shrinking so you stuck your fist in your mouth. then you were convinced your hand was growing cuz it got stuck so yu started crying
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
Getting pregnant off pre-cum is like getting high off erasers
I'm at the bass pro shop. They have a river full of trout and turtles, a shooting range, a full bar, and the patriots cheerleaders are here. I now understand why people are rednecks. I may never leave
Lindsay lohan: road to jail is on E tonight. Bring vodka we are not missing an opportunity to make a drinking game out of this
is there a legit reason for the weird voicemail I got at 2:14am?all I could make out was 'help me' 'two hours' and 'toilet butt'. wtf did u drink.
Well I'm just gonna sit here naked in this chair and whatever happens happens
The bartender gave me the kids toys. Paddle ball & a gecko.
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
My life is over. I farted in open court. Noticeably. The judge looked at me. It echoed.
It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
Mom and I shoplifted today. Her idea.
Retirement sounds fun.
he keeps various drugs in his kitchen cupboard like groceries. that is my new life goal as an adult.
sober me is not impressed with the quality of people that drunk me gives our phone number to
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