worst hand job ever. my dick is about as raw as that sushi your mom wanted me to try.
i cleaned out my closet and found 7 beers from 2007. ive had 3 so far.
dont worry about it. i always have emergency bong water with me
She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
I had to drink a couple beers this morning so I could attend the keg race. Hangover had to dissipate or it wasn't happening.
I drank butter last night, who am I to judge?
As long as I don't spend the half the week passed out/fucked up on Klonopin and no one dies, this will be the best week I've had all semester.
Look bro I'll go half per boob with you, we split her.
All i hear is "BITCH BETTER HAVE MY HONEY" and i turn around and there is a dude in a bear costume. It was fur real.
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
we're all going for beer and wings at 7. inflate your girlfriend and bring her along too.
And the cops are back. At least my pants are on this time
I'm straight up riding in the back of my truck in a bean bag chair right now. Feet propped up and four loko in hand. Glorious.
One public bathroom does not equal a wedding vow
I have a knack for carnage and poetic language.
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