I just realized that the music from spongebob is also used in real sex HBO.
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
she refused to get out of the dog cage till we sang "be our guest" to her.
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
He passed out with the ball in his hand so no one could play beer pong without him.
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
WHAT IF I SAT OUTSIDE AND STARTED SCREAMING THE LYRICS TO O CANADA WOULD THAT FIX IT
PLEASE DON'T
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
On a side note, my ex husband offered to buy me shrooms
Good news, finally found someone who remembers Saturday night. Bad news, everyone in the bar saw your penis
Found this cake smashed up inside a box on the sidewalk. Im saying yes to adventure and eating some.
Taking a nap. Sidewalk cake kicked my ass. It had boston creme filling!
sometimes i forget what nice tits i have and then i spend a month brushing my teeth naked in the front of the bathroom mirror, and i remember.
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
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