Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
honey bunches of taint.
i cant even explain all the reasons why i dont want to fuck you right now.
I am drunk as shit eating pancakes. I am not the person to call.
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
hey dont come home for a while, moms drunk and is telling the story of 'how she met dad at that orgy' again
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
LSD in a sugar cube. Dropped it in my whiskey sour and felt like I was rowing a boat.
The trick will be getting hammered before we get to the first bar
Challenge accepted
Hearing them have a conversation is like listening to water buffalo have sex. Awkward and scarring.
We need a fire pit. Meat. And a keg.I mean like a cow we just carve from. And cook it. We can use the milk from the udder to make White Russians
Saved a second guy who was crying/on the verge of wigging out. Just call me the drug whisperer.
Have you ever looked death in the face and have the urge to shit yourself. I'm in that situation right now.
I’m excited to finally meet my stalkee and his penis!
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