We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
In case you were wondering, my scare crow is wearing your outfit from last night.
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
You basically told your boyfriend at the time you were going to shit in his hands.
And I meant every ounce of it.
I don't want to hear about you making out with a high schooler. I just had the best sex of my life. My face and arms went numb in the middle of it.
WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE CONCERNED ABOUT THE SEAGULL IN THE OVEN
Dude, double fisting packs of Ramen saved my life last night
I never thought I would be saying these words but...when did David Spade get hot?
The girl who comes up after me always strips to Lana Del Rey. I didn't think working in a strip club could be any more depressing.
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
I hope every time you eat hashbrowns you think about me, the awesome sex we had and how great we could have been.
Omg worst high ever. I'm watching Parks and Rec, and all i can think about is how andy, leslie, and tom are my closest friends. Forever alone.
Randomize
