can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
we were going to warn you, but we veto-ed that idea somewhere between "this is the stupidest thing we've ever done" and "let's order a pizza"
She took off her pants and it was like seeing an old friend.
Man the liquor store just wrong numbered me, its a sign even god wants me to drink
Now I'm at the gym and I never want to leave. It's a combo of adderall and endorphins and I don't want it to go away
She's currently upstairs fucking her boyfriend while I am downstairs making them a sex playlist watching her boyfriend's Weiner dog and large Boxer try and mount each other. Marvin Gaye is playing. This is the ultimate third wheel fail.
I just imagined you going baby-crazy and trying to shove him up into your uterus. Yes, I'm aware he's 7 years old.
You screamed at oncoming traffic , "five dollars to punch this guy in taint!".
I'm pretty sure I just need an IV drip of Plan B at this point...
I was about to share my drunken story from the weekend, but two friends getting married and one finding out she's pregnant makes Saturday in jail look a little suspect.
He was an asshole the entire night and then tried to touch my dick in a Michaels craft store.
Sooooo, no second date?
If I had a vagina, my apartment would have been the Atlantic
i think the people from taco bell are onto us. they had my order ready today at 3am BEFORE I even got there.
I don't know what it is about this quarantine, but I have never written this much smutty fanfic in my life and I am loving it!
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