He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
my boss made my mugshot into an 'employee of the month' poster.
While he was going down his phone rang and he answered saying I'll call you later I'm eating.
I'll bring the barf blanket just in case.
when she first told me she hooked up with him my initial response was to shout "WE HAVE SOMETHING IN COMMON!"
hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
Bring a bathing suit for the glitter slip n slide
Omg, looked at my call history, and judging by the times of calls it took me like half hour to walk home frommcds
I can smell the sangria seeping out of my pores
How did work go after you told them you were in jail?
Great they tried to bail me out.
It's a noodle incident. All I can say is that it was completely accidental, no one was too seriously injured, and I'm not allowed back to that bar without a designated pusher for my wheelchair.
i will not be out-irished. not this night. if i don't wake up tomorrow handcuffed to a hospital bed, i have failed my ancestors.
Last night you were prentending to be a broom stick...you were laying on the floor and humming the Harry potter song.
You woke up, looked straight at me and screamed "fuck barbara streisand!" and passed out again
we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...
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