next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
who are you and why are you in my phone as dr. seuss
i just farted in the library and heard some girl yell it was sulfur gas. can. not. move.
when does it stop being whiskey dick and start just being me bad in bed?
just asked if they'd gift wrap go-go taquitos for you at 7-eleven
seriously considering responding to a craigslist ad for a lesbian cunninlingus instructor...at this point i'm so desperate for a job that i'm willing to switch teams.
Anything you tell me within three minutes of an orgasm isn't even being recorded in my head.
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
Cut a hole in the crotch of my onesie so we could have sex without me getting cold. Best decision of my life.
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
Pounding your chest saying "me Tarzan" is not flirting or even talking
the new numbers in my phone would beg to differ
I peppersprayed myself last night. Sigh.
we're spending all day in bed drinking spiked eggnog and fucking
If its not for food we ain't going out.
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