On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
this may or may not be the weed talking, but this is by far the best tasting toothpaste i've ever had
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
he told me not be awkward when his girlfriend comes tomorrow. and then he made out with me
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
im gonna make a bucket list just so i can cross off "underwater blowjob"
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
You kind of have a nervous, desperate thing going on that isn't exactly catnip for bitches
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
Okay. So I've done lines off a bible. But that's just for the sake of being cliché.
He wants to buy us a microwave. Clearly the man is going to fix my life.
...I just melted into my bed. I am one with the bed. I am 600 thread count.
Last night I realized my life is an experiment of really bad decisions when I had to leave without my underwear. But at least I'm expanding my life experience.
Wtf did i hit my head on?
Tequila
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