Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
so you had a one ended conversation with the toilet las night in between barfs. you kept telling the toilet how strong it was because its gone through a lot of shit in its life.
drunk me is so punny.
sometimes i think my sole purpose in life is to cockblock my roommate
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
he is allergic to cats. we can only glue dog hair on him. otherwise he might die and i dont want to be responsible for that.
ahaha ok
let's call it "werewolfing"
it's not like this is the first time she's brought a guy home and I'm the one who hooks up with him
I need to puke. I need a shower. I need rehab. I need to detox and puke. I feel like demons are inside of me.
I brought him flowers on my way home from cheating on him. Boyfriend of the year award right here.
Sadly he is straight as an arrow that is designed by a robot computer from the future with lasers.
This saddens me. Mostly because I want to see the schematics on that robot.
You burned the hair off your arms. Again.
It grows back stronger each time.
Can you bring me the toilet please
I smoked my last bong as the sun rose. It was magical.
oh.. my GOD my dad just text me... "i need a naked women" ........... help?
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