I just saw a girl wearing a flannel shirt that would make 1992 cringe
I was just at the bank and there was a fat lady wearing a cape. today is gonna be awesome.
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
Don't forget your talking to the guy who got arrested for throwing beads back at the Mardi Gras floats. You can't deny that's a first, and neither could that cop.
oh hey summer self, welcome to endless thirsty thursdays and walks of shame.
I knew the night had taken a turn when we showed up and our flabongo was being chilled in the freezer.
Note to self glow in the dark nail polish can be quite the mood killer during sex especially when you notice its working for the first time and you stop everything your doing to do spirit fingers
I woke up to a head of lettuce on my nightstand, someones Honda abandoned in my yard, the cat partially shaved, and a empty bottle of sailor hanging by a scarf from the rafters. Oh, and 26 people apparently came though and rubbed my back in the process of the night. Happy 23rd to me!
Hangover or death. Death. I'll have a slice of death please.
drunk freshman in the bathroom puking keeps saying "i'm a peasant" over and over
You're never the same once you're dry humped on the frat house floor
I have a corndog on my dresser and a trashcan of puke. Thanks for a great night!
well i maturbated this morning, which means the best part of my day has already happened.
I may have made out with your roommate and your cousin tonight. In my defense I thought both of them were your cousin.
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
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