Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
So instead of cumming in her, I peed in her...
What did she do!?
I didn't tell her...
google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
It's a pity Stephen Hawking can't do sarcasm.
He said he's gonna start calling me "Benny" because we're "friends with bennyfits"
Well, I just watched him puke into his pitcher at the bar, I doubt he cares about anything other than the fact that he needs a new beer.
Do your friends by chance have our inflatable deer head?
Nevermind, it's in the dryer.
Have you resumed life with the rest of the world yet or are you still huddled in the fetal position while wearing compression gear?
I just saw a commercial for God of War and heard the nickname he gave my vagina.
I woke up with the Dorothy costume at my ankles, both sparkly red shoes on, and clutching ToTo....we're not in Kansas anymore, dude
I just wish he'd leave so I can vomit in peace.
I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.
My job here is done.
I forgot to lock the door last night. I woke up cuz a guy opened my bedroom door, asked me who I was and where he was. And there was another guy standing in the living room asking me if I knew what apartment "Travis" lives in.
Sorry for peeing on your books last night. I wouldn't leave them next to the window anymore.
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
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