And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
I'm pretty sure the only race ive ever won was to my mothers egg
my ex just saw me in his brothers bed. fuck yes revenge feels good
she keeps a pillow, blanket, and a pack of saltines under the bathroom sink, for "rough nights".
You are number one in my heart. But in the dick Olympics you're disqualified.
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
Let me begin to explain the rest of last night by beginning with saying that out if necessity I took a pair of your underwear
It's nice out. . But after I almost put a bag of chips in the microwave to make nachos. ..I figured it best to not venture too far from the couch
He left for work so I drank pickle juice from his fridge
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
I'm bonding with your girlfriend. I like her. We're plotting your demise.
His phone started ringing when we were pulled over and he said 'hold on, this is most likely more important than you', proceeded to answer it and agree to work sunday, then hung up, looked at the cop and told him to continue.
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
He's UNCIRCUMCISED. And it curves. Two things I've never encountered in all my sluttiness and they're both on the hottest guy alive. :(
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