:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
cutting back on calories before spring break by only taking shots instead of drinking actual drinks.
the diet of an alcoholic...
Ya after that i took a dump on a car... We're definitely partying with him again
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
he told me he was a chubby chaser.. then winked. i'm signing up for a gym pass as we speak
Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
And then the templeton police were like "oh I remember her, yeah the blue haired girl that we picked up cause she was passed out drunk on the side of the road"
I need a costume for that party. Even if I'm just taking it off.
especially when i'm drunk. his dick might as well be made of cotton candy.
Why is there a slipper full of piss in my bedroom?
Thank you for trusting your ovaries to me
I think you're my feminist conscience sometimes.
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