hi brent please bring bad word music cd must most bad word please brent bring cd music bad word please brent bring cd music bad word
yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
If there was an emoticon for a sad penis, i would send it to you
dude, I'm listening to "I believe I can fly", i'm high, and driving. this is so amazing.
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
That chick who made out with a door is here. Want her number??
All I want is a camelback full of Jameson and the weather to be cool enough for me to wear rainbow spandex. Ugh. Pride problems.
We finally have the house to ourselves and your out playing Lance Fucking Armstrong
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
We let him drunkenly pack his own bags without checking them. Yet no one was surprised when the TSA girl pulled a 12 pack out of his carry on.
I hooked up with a British man... Wiz Khalifa has your bra... Couldn't have been a more successful night!
We just weren't working out together, on a completely unrelated note some guy that i talked to on his grinder account said i could crash at his place
I envy your ninja level of don't give a fuck
You don't know how small your school is until you know everyone in the ER on a Friday night.
The fact that we all screamed by Felicia to a bitch actually named Felicia will be a highlight of my life
Valentine's Day is now to be known as Tacos and Orgasms Day.
Randomize
