To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
false alarm. still invincible.
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
boobs and vodka. thats all i can remember, finals week needs to stop ending like this..
Put cigar in mouth backwards. Plz remind to check for scar in morning, can't feel it now. Screwdrivers are like morphine.
Remember me drinking the vodka from in between your legs?
I haven't even booked my flights yet and I have my drug supply sorted
You're the reason why I want to be a better drunk
In hindsight following that black guy in the ghostbusters costume was a terrible decision on everyone's part
We broke up. And I told him he better give me my fucking star wars movies tomorrow. Priorities.
Well at least I will forever be known as the girl he ate out on the lifeguard stand while people walked by. On the first date.
Are you awake? I feel like I need to confess my sins to someone not on this side of the country.
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
I’m torn. She’s crazy - like legitimately “Wear your skin as a suit” crazy. But her blow jobs and dirty talk are Pornhub quality!
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