i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
Please tell me that text was part of your elaborate Brett Favre costume; otherwise, dude, wtf?
I don't want to talk about her cat for two hours only to dry hump till I'm blistered. Not worth it.
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
To be honest i'm almost glad he got arrested. His girlfriend and i kept making out so i'm pretty sure the alternative was a threesome. Now we're just the trashy girls who visit him in jail.
I don't want a baby! I JUST WANT AN ORGASM THAT ISN'T SELF INFLICTED.
woke up to a family dragging me under their beach umbrella, they poured water on me bc they "thought I was dead" then fed me quesadillas and nursed me back to health... gotta love Cabo
Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
She's running around the streets punching people and narrating. I don't know whether to laugh or stop her
Vibrator fell off the top of the dresser and hit me. This might be the most embarrassing black eye incident ever
In the officer's defense, I was indeed pantless at the time he cuffed me, but there's a perfectly good explanation.
I mean, I was expecting a little more coke snorting and a little less kids and cake
Fun fact: I came home from the riverboat without my panties. And woke up with a different pair on.
if I hear Wonderful Christmastime one more time I'm putting my foot up Paul McCartney's ass.
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