Do they make some cleansing product for your soul? Like mouthwash that makes you not a skank? Or is that what religions for?
Eh, i think it's called sobriety. But its not fun.
it can't be normal that my body odor smells like fries
I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
The bubbles in my bathtub are singing to me in german....
You kept trying to hail an ambulance
Then, halfway through our conversation, I remembered what you drunkenly told me last night and was all "maintain eye contact, do not look at his massive penis".
Touche. Dude, I fastened garters. Drunk. I deserve a medal from a drag queen.
He gave me the "find somebody who wants to date you for who you are" speech while I walked around the house asking people for pants.
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
Remember when we tried to have fun last time..? I got put in a choke hold and you woke up in some ones car.
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
You have cats and a ten year IUD. Embrace it.
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
the next morning his mother came in to tell me that she made breakfast. she told me to put my clothes on too. awkward.
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