Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
Omg. If Ina Garten Makes roast chicken one more time im going to strangle her with her white button down
we're making bets on your personal life
After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
The fact that I am sitting home writing a resume while you're out inducing vomiting makes me feel like way more of an adult than I'm ready to be.
One question: Why is your trash can full of blood and pop-tarts?
she said we were using the spray butter as air freshener
I drunkenly took 3 laxatives last night since I felt fat.... this is going to be a rough morning
She walks around topless and loves making sandwiches. That's how a one-night stand turned intoa relationship
my nose is crying tears of wow.
If its not for food we ain't going out.
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
I'm about to do something based solely on the fact that a fortune cookie told me to. This may not end well.
Do you remember punching the light out in the bathroom? I didn't, and that was at bar 2 of 4…
to be fair i didnt know she wanted to sleep with me
WHY THE FUCK ELSE WOULD SHE DRAG A STRAIGT MAN INTO A VICTORIA'S SECRET CHANGEROOM GODDAMMIT
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