I can't believe you blew on her face.
I feel that every long term relationship needs at least one big,load delivered straight between the eyes.
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
It's official, there's a sex tape of me floating around some high school
You wore a man's plastic top hat last night.
No I didn't. Whiskey did.
Dude I thought she was trying to turn my dick inside out
I'm home, and it turns out she didn't get it all. still picking Oreos out of my pubes.
Eat your greens and take your tequila shots
Who's the naked guy asleep in your car?
Not sure what happened last night, but I woke up without a shirt on and cereal glued to my boobs...
If you gave someone an std. would you say a muffin basket, a candy gram or an edible arrangement is a better choice to send them?
you told me you wanted to be a soccer mom with a high tolerance then you put the bottle to your face
OF COURSE I FUCKED HIM! Did you not read the part about him having red and green Christmas condoms?
dude, there is no doorman in your lobby and the front door is locked
oh yeah, sorry he's up here at the party. coming now
sam was dropping a deuce next to me. wrote me a note that said "glad we shared this experience." passed it under the wrong stall. the other guy picked it up. that's all I know so far.
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
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