Sacagawea was the original milf.
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
started to yawn and threw up hamburger helper instead. awesome night.
Selling Girl Scout Cookies outside bars for higher than retail value has got to be the most profitable idea. Ever.
did we decide the 'sorry about the threesome' cake was too flippant?
Well at least he is okay. If you call the fetal position in my living room floor "okay"...
Dude, she brought over peach cobbler, weed and alcohol plus I'm gonna get laid. She's by far the coolest sister you have.
I have their Unicorn picture in my shirt, and I just threw a Bud Light Platinum bottle through their window. We need to go now.
I'm pretty sure I had my drunk fortune told by a gay Miss Cleo last night. At least it's advice sober me can agree with.
He told me that if I were a guy he'd go gay for me. Honestly don't know how to take that.
Call me and get me out of this conversation NOW. My coworker is talking to me about her birds having sex again...
Oh, that was the alley that I ate a pine cone in.
I just ate broccoli before drinking. Does that make me a responsible adult?
How was jagerbomb pong?
It was like communism. Great in theory. Terrible when put into practice
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
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