Call me when you're up
Great dream, you were in it
i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
He stole her cigarettes and walked 15 miles just so he wouldn't have to wake up next to her. God I love being a lesbian.
It was at that moment that I realized I was alone. Alone and drunk on an Epcot ride.
somehow, even strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA can't understand why he'd choose her over me
maybe it's because you talk to strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA
He ate me out. IN THE MORNING. I love less attractive men.
looking at my texts from you makes me want to throw up in my pants
Hes a nice guy and all but I'm only interested in his drunken alter ego.
Be subtle and tell lucas that he should sleep here tonight. And by subtle, i mean show him this text...
drunk freshman in the bathroom puking keeps saying "i'm a peasant" over and over
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
Apparently "dick me" was not the response he was looking for.
Its nights like last night that make me want to high five my liver.
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