How long do you think herpes can live on chapstick?
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
man i wonder what i would be like if i had never started smoking weed
Gonna post on craigs list missed connections - "I was that really drunk bitch that threw up in your car. I'd like to pay for detailing"
A slipped finger up the butt isn't the end of the world
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
Where are you? This girl fell on a baby. She is just gone. Please Hurry
I'm hurrying
Dude. She just shit herself.
DUDE, DID YOU KNOW YOU CAN JUST RENT AN ELEPHANT???
Oh God.
He said I went to go sit outside and is promised I wouldn't leave he brings me a chair and I'm gone. He found me stumbling a half mile away in my socks
ON A SIMILAR NOTE MY DICK SIZE PSYCHIC SKILLS ARE SO GOOD
5 hours of volunteer work playing with puppies and banned from the frat I hate most as 'punishment'... Besides the ER trip, I'm not seeing the bad in this situation
We ended up on their roof with our pants around our ankles shotgunning beers at one point.
his first fb message to me in 3 years was "is your cock open for business?" im blocking him
He started talking about getting a puppy together. So of course I went down on him later
I party with great urgency now.
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