lol whn u cming hre I nd 2 c ur fce
IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
I'm going to listen to christmas music to trick my body into cooling off.
Drank another frat president under the table. Thinking of starting my own, gonna call it Alpha Phi Alcoholics
i had to cut you off after you shoved a bunch of bottle caps in your mouth and pretended you had braces.
I got kicked out of a mexican restaurant last night for being too drunk. This is getting dangerously close to rock bottom
Number of twigs I found in my hair: 5
Wearing the 'Let's Party' thong feels weird without you...
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
He has a baby picture of himself on the night stand. I don't think this whole 'one night stand' thing is for me.
He's driving 2 hours to visit me and he's bringing weed. I love him so much.
Painted a stripper an elf costume. Her coworkers liked it. Now in a room full of naked strippers.
its liver damage thursday
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