You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
He broke up with me by playing Lynyrd Skynyrd "Free Bird".
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
not only did i manage to get kicked out of the bar, i also got kicked out of denny's. i didnt even know that was possible.
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
My dinner last night was 3000 calories of beer. Slept kneeling on the floor w/ my head on a couch
the spit in my mouth is still 99% not mine.
it took you forty minutes to realize it was a gay bar.
Her legal name is Candy. Her being a whore is implied.
Do you remember unrolling paper towels as a blanket?
and being hungover still at 4 in the afternoon is NOT "having allergies"
It was all cool until he grabbed my vag and started screaming: THIS IS MINE.
Nothing better then waking up to multiple snap stories of people doing body shots of tequlia off of you
My horoscope should say: you're an alcoholic, get help today, Pisces
I can’t shake the image of her gigantic black unibrow. It’s like I got a blowie from Eugene Levy
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