man i wonder what i would be like if i had never started smoking weed
No, he attached a coozie to his crutches so he can carry his beer around the party.
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
You fucked everything up-can't pass a cleared kitchen table without getting hard
i woke up this morning and saw her in my bed and i said to myself, I think I might have a drinking problem.
Dude if i sent you a picture of the inside of my fridge would you be able to break down and explain everything that was in it?
I need to keep a secret stash of instant alcoholic margaritas for when i deal with people. For example, right now, im grading, and I just don't fucking care any more. My students should make a thank you card for Jose Cuervo.
You know you had a good night when your wearing you best friends pants to work the next day
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
He and I tag each other in memes all day. You could say it's getting pretty serious.
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
so he found out i have him as "average size" in my phone. fair to say we arnt going to be dating anymore
he invited me over. we listened to jazz, smoked weed, then cerebrally fucked each other over a three hour game of chess
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