my brain is sober enough to have a conversation.. but my arms feel nice
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
He passed out naked in my bathroom, then took a shower, then passed out again and then took another shower. Last time I let my brother visit.
You never cared about felonies while buying me alcohol from the little Asian woman across the street
please come upstairs a drunk asian is lying down n the middle of my room and i don't know him
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
Drunken snow shoveling. Visiting my family is starting to become a seriously risky venture.
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
T minus 20 hours until we forget our names, find some city cowboys, and g&t into the night.
I got sucker punched while I was making out with some girl...I think my molar might have flown into her mouth
Is this really the life I've chosen for myself?
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
OH MY GOD did i pee on you?!
It seems I've entered my 21st birthday the same way I entered this world: naked, crying and smothered in someone else's bodily fluids...
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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