This is not my ceiling
she was left over bi-product, like the hotdog of the human race
She goes outside, smokes 2 cigarettes, and insists on walking up the 7 flights of stairs so that her heart stays in shape. this woman is crazy.
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
She literally called herself a shamefully bad decision. Of course I slept with her. Best bad decision ever
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
We were laying in the basement dry humping to the rhythm of the washing machine
I put the extra pregnancy test in my sex toys box as a reminder that my actions have consequences.
I should work for the FBI. Or planned parenthood.
That's quite a broad spectrum. What did you do?
Drinking Patron always ends with me puking or receiving anal. So make your move when I start ordering it.
Maybe it's because I walked straight up to that shelf of vodka with a look of determination that said "I mean business".
I usually have to have a cart! If that doesn't say "I mean business" then I don't know what does
Random one night stand with a guy that had a USA tattoo on his ass. Can't possibly get more American than that
You owe me beer. On another note, I made out with the ups guy at work today ....
Do you ever have one of those days when your breasts are just fucking awesome?
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