It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
PS, you're not being slutty, you're "making dreams true."
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
He's prob getting laid right now and I'm sitting alone in my duct tape shoes.
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
Questioning the dried heart shaped nutella on my boobs. Valentines day has begun.
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
Its not that hard, just find a girl reading 50 shades of grey and point her my way
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
We had sex on a dog bed..
I'm trying to puke quietly so i don't ruin my grandma's birthday/my graduation brunch. And you say i need to grow up.
And now I'm taking a break sitting on the bathroom floor thanking god that people who eat at subway are either too classy to piss on the floor, or are still relatively sober enough to not piss on the floor before 5pm.
"Because this is an ongoing legal matter" is how his morning after sex text began. So...
If waffles and beer don't scream "fuck me!" then I don't know what else to do.
She grabbed a $20 bill out of my hand, calling it a lap dance coupon and then she dragged me into her bedroom. I think I’m in love
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