You made me cry and you don't even care
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
I hope i woe up in your car, or else i stole someone elses and slept in the back seat
im sober playing flip cup. its like cheating.
got so drunk i was kicked out of my own birthday party and tried taking a bottle of vodka with me
At the airport and im So hungover. Think anyone will help if I put a note on me reading "flying to Boston, please wake me as we board" and then passing back out?
i decided what we are doing for your 21st b-day: camelbacks filled with margaritas
you goin out tonight?
who is this.
your orgasm for tonight
Haha jealous. If I could remember my dreams I'm pretty sure they would constantly be about being drunk in foreign countries
WHY DIDN'T YOU INVITE ME TO RUN THROUGH TACO BELL'S SPRINKLERS AT 4AM?!
I'm holding onto the sink for dear life. Pretty sure if Iet go I'll turn into a shit propelled man rocket.
I love you too! Remember NO alcohol or weed at my residence because of legal ramifications.
They think its so cute and admirable that I learned French. BITCH HAVE YOU NEVER HEARD OF GOOGLE TRANSLATE? sexting foreign bitches, there's an app for that
Drunk wound on my leg hast healed and neither has my dignity
If I'm not naked in the back of a cop car having sex by the end of the night, I did something wrong..
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