At a place where you lie naked on a big pile of pillows and they feed you lobster. You eat it with your bare hands.
The worst part was when my mom got more drunk than anyone else and started doing the Time Warp.
girl you didnt miss much. except me passing out for 3 hours AT JOBBIE NOONER on some random's boat. i was topless, then completely naked. heard girls were throwing ice cubes at me. i was useless. remember nothing.
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
He was taking the caps off the vodka bottles and throwing them out the window so we'd have to finish them. Engineers have the best logic.
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
Today might be the day that I legitimately throw up in my saxophone.
I'm deleting all the photos of dicks off my phone. This relationship could be serious
You had salsa out and brought a banana on a plate to bed
At one point, the guy you were fucking high-fived with the guy I was fucking. We should hang out with them again?
dude I just got a noise complaint from my apartment people for loud sexual activities. I'm framing this for sure
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
sidebar: i fucked your brother last night
Apparently we fucked, I kicked him out, then he came back and we did it on the coffee table and in the kitchen.
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