my dad wants uyo to call him right now...reverse drunk dialing
No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
Looks like I will be paying for the roofie I slipped myself in 9 months.
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
Vodka shot parachutes
Fucking utilizing a thrid story dorm room
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
He picked me up in the very car he devirginized me in, his moms toyota.
Halfway through the blowjob she stopped and said 'Wait I know this dick'.
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
Hahaha she was way into you and you kept arguing about burritos. It was amazing.
I just referred to our excessive fireball consumption as a team building exercise and everyone in group text agreed.
We're not alcoholics, we're a god damn team.
He's been pretending to be gay for 3 months in order to get free weed.
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
You call it sex. I call it penis conditioning.
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