I should just throw a hundred dollar bill into the wind and walk away... save myself the hangover.
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
As I climbed in the bathroom window from the room I noticed both him rommates staring and talking about me in the hall...
Our sex bag has now been upgraded to sex luggage, with wheels, and now features a first aid kit. Game. On.
That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
I fucked her wearing an American flag. Now here I am, awake, naked, and flag less. How do I report this to the police?
just peed on my shirt somehow, im calling it a day
I was too drunk to remember throwing up so i probably didn't learn my lesson
Officially crunch time. It's my last year of grad school and I've yet to get blown in a school library. The parking garage was less than a block away though.
My mother is even happier about me having a sugar daddy than I am
If I shaved my pubic hair into a heart for valentine's day how much would you judge me?
I can empathize with sociopaths, serial killers, demons, gods, and monsters....straight white males are literally the only barrier to my 100% empathy rate. I don't get it.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
Do u think the bouncer will let me in with a giant stuffed snake?
Have you ever gotten such awesome underwear you wish you didnt have to wear pants?
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