And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
You were asking people if they could pee on you while you shotgunned beers
State Street has never looked so beautiful than during my walk of shame.
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
Only girl at that party wearing a fake beard and I STILL get laid...
If it looks like I didn't change from last night, it's because I didn't.
I hope he doesn't find the chex mix when he takes my shirt off.
Please tell me you're throwing the cats into this foot of snow.
Johns diaper came in the mail. He's freaking out thinking there's some conspiracy going on since he sharted on the drive home from st. Louis
Can you come get Dustin he's putting taco bell fire sauce on cigarettes trying to light them again.
I'm so excited for post-beer fest chipotle. It will be better than scared shitless pre-go karting chipotle.
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
Im watching animal planet drunk, watching a documentary on mermaids. Tonight has not gone to waste.
i think ive been high everyday since ive met you
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
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