4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
you just started pointing at the light and whispering "star wars"
I know i'm the slutty cousin, but be honest. have you ever got your nose ring caught on a guy's zipper?
Just please never masturbate in my bed again. I'm burning my sheets as I write this.
tequilla shots with my grandparents? christmas visiting just got so much better
I FOUND THE NORMAL CONDOMS. THIS IS GOD TELLING ME TO CHASE AFTER MY DREAM.
He went to WalMart with $30 and came back with a watch, a basketball and an engagement ring.
I'm sorry but you're choosing a girl that faked a pregnancy when you wouldn't return her calls over a more attractive sane girl who you begged for a chance with last week? God you're a loser.
Yeah, we agreed, but I feel like I need at least one more ride on the bonecoaster
Had a rough day but my boyfriend made that all better by going down on me while letting me watch Top Gear... I'm buying the engagement ring tomorrow
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
I fucked a 6 foot tall guy who has abs showing without even flexing... I am a wizard and I have magical powers.
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
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