you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
just got pizza delivered to the hot tub. its easier than i thought to be this lazy
I just saw the preacher from the church I grew up in while I was buying condoms at the drugstore... he remembered me.
This is so pathetic it makes me miss snorting lines alone in my room listening to 'one more drink'.
i can't sleep with him. he has a scrapbook from the girl he lost his virginity to.
Goats are brash and offensive and cocky animals
Are you high and at a petting zoo again?
I told her the job opening requires being on the phone during the week and on my face on the weekends. I think she wants the job.
I now have a full length bright red cape in my possession. Best sex trophy ever.
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
come over. We can flirt with the criteria for substance abuse and talk about our daddy issues
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
I just took like 30 condoms from the doctors office... no one can say I don't try to save my money.
our moms work together...I can just see the conversation now, hey your daughter ruined my sons marriage, that's probably how it will start.
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
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