12 pack with dinner. Living by yourself is awesome.
my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
apparently 20 random guys watched the process of me being carried on a mattress through the dorms
Aj and I already plan to tape our thumbs to our palms so we know how it feels to be a t-rex.
Reason 37 booty call break ups suck: I literally could not find his house in the daytime.
At one point I was waiting in line for the port o potties and a storm trooper came out of one and sprayed me in the face with a water gun
Like that actually happened I wasn't hallucinating
She was grinding on him and then she was eating a Big Mac. Who the hell brings a Big Mac to the club?
I'm tripping balls on ambien right now and I still feel that's a bad idea.
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
Though the booty shorts might give me an extra discount. Or arrested. We'll see.
My dick has a subreddit
I woke up to his balls in my face, so naturally I limboed under him and headed to the bathroom. When I came out he was asleep on the floor.
I think I hear the ice cream truck
I could be going crazy though
NO IT IS THE ICE CREAM TRUCK IT'S ALMOST AT YOUR STOP
You're so sweet in the most vulgar ways
Finally fucked my buddy's mom!! We are both ten years older and for her it really shows but i hit it!!
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