make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
I found my underwear on the sidewalk 8 blocks from her house while on my walk of shame. I also found our beer bag and a full beer in the bush.
I tried to tell him I love him but it came out something like "We're both fucked up and it works."
Yeah. I had to take off my shirt. It's soaked in weakness.
We mailed him an 18 inch double headed dildo for his birthday. The Fedex guys certainly got a laugh out of it.
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
Life lesson 8263 if drinking a beer in the shower be careful when shampooing... Tresemme flavored rolling rock sucks
Woke up and took my pants off only to realize that I was wearing my shirt from last night as my underwear
I had a sex with someone last night and I was so drunk. i told him to tell me his whole name so I can say it back to him in a "sexy" way.... Because I forgot it
Getting food poisoning after eating at work was the cherry on top of my "Welcome back to real life" sundae.
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
I’m calling dibs!
You can’t call dibs on dick. That’s free range dick. May the best vagina win!
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