butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
So drunk can't even tell it's my own house. WOaoOw.
I need Christmas break to be over. I'm tired of fucking my old High School girlfriends
My mom just blew pot smoke into my nose and called me a cat.
Also pregame at mine tomorrow?
I think I pulled my groin stumbling back from the bar. That or the hippo I woke up next to.
You refused to get in the cab so we rock paper scissored to decide who walked you home and the fat guy was it. So don't blame your poor hook-up choice on me; it was all you.
I can hear my parents having sex. I REPEAT. I CAN HEAR MY PARENTS HAVING SEX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!
Your mom is 55 and has MS. To be honest, I'm proud of her, and you should be too, bitch.
Oh you have a half-brother? Why that's right up my alley! Let's cause family strife
Tearing families apart since 2011.
they need to invent a card that reads "thanks for all those boners you gave me that you did NOTHING about"
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
Let's say hypothetically if you were going to put icing on a penis and then lick it clean...what would you ice it with? Not a knife right?
We got to his house, cuddled while watching game of thrones, then fucked during the repeat airing.
Amnesty Wednesday? I'm free to do dirty things to you and you can't laugh or judge?
You know I've done a lot of messed up stuff. But I never thought I would have to put a bandaid on my dick. Yet here we are.
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